Jeeves is Back!

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Well, not entirely. IAC has announced that Ask is going to move in a different, but familiar direction.

Step 1:
Lay off 40 employees (8%) of Ask staff

Step 2:
Gear your engine to marred women above 30 living in the Midwestern and Southern US

Step 3:
Bring back the question format but have it only answer questions about recipes, hobbies, crafting and your kids

Step 4: Remove Jeeves from carbonite

Step 5:
PROFIT!!!!! . . . . or cease to exist

Maybe they’ll have Jeeves wear a sock puppet next

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