Archive for the ‘Just for Fun’ Category

Emails, Link Requests, and the Death of Politeness

ShareTweet Why are people so freaking nasty? Seriously…WHY? “I’m not going down on my knees begging you to adore me Can’t you see it’s misery and torture for me?” Depeche Mode, Shake the Disease My link builders are truly lovely people. Well, most of them are. Anyway, they get abused like nobody’s bidness. I’ve reviewed every piece of correspondence that they’re involved with, too, and there’s just nothing there to cause someone to spew the venom that they do, based on getting a polite email. Yes, it may be unsolicited (hell, it’s no secret what we do!) but it’s still nice and really, if it bothers you that much to get an email, to the extent that you write back [...]

Geek It Real Good [Music]

ShareTweet (Sung to “Push it Real Good” by Salt ‘n’ Peppa) Ah, geek it Ah, geek it Oooh, Lisa baby Julie baby Oooh, Judith baby Donna baby Get up on this! Ow! baby! SEO Chicks are here! [now wait a minute, y'all This song ain't for everybody Only the geeky people So all you fly coders, get on out there and hack Hack, I said!] SEO Chicks here, and were in effect Want you to geek it, babe Codin’ by day then at night working up reports Cmon girls, lets go show the guys that we know How to become number one in the search engine results yo Now geek it Ah, geek it – geek it good Ah, geek [...]

Internet Marketer’s Give Back

ShareTweet Over the last year a small group of US based internet marketers formed a group called IM Charity, which is currently in the process of getting 5013c status (to become a non-profit). The group was formed so we could help use our talents for worthy causes. Currently, IM Charity helps to raise money for various charitable organizations through throwing fundraising events. In the future many of us will also donate time to non-profit organizations looking for a little help with their internet marketing strategy.  Last year, through varous party’s at US search conferences like SES San Jose, SES NY and Scary SEO we raised nearly $100,000. We’d like to start this year off on the right foot by throwing [...]

deCabbit Chocolate Picks of the Season

A chocolaty variety of yumminess that decabbit has chosen from her favourite chocolate

Things That Will, And Things That Will Not, Change

ShareTweet I want to refer back to a post Julie wrote a couple of months ago about writing in SEO. I’ve struggled with this a lot recently, because sometimes it’s just torturous to come up with something new. I get to work at about eight-forty-five every morning and leave sometime before six, and I do SEO all day. Sometimes I do extra things when I get home too, but there is often just nothing noteworthy to say about it. I fix mashed up redirects. I figure out who should link to what from where. I do things that interest me, but do you really want me to write blog posts about the merits of dropping IIS servers off of cliffs? [...]

Optimisation Techniques for Christmas

ShareTweet It happens every year and yet we’re so often not prepared.  We’ve planned the content, organised how it will be executed and yet still we don’t seem to get it done in time.  Optimisation for Christmas always seems possible in January and impossible in November. Some obviously plan their optimisation well in advance, planning things out over the period of the year, ensuring various plans are executed at the most economic point in the annual cycle.  They have their strategy mostly mapped out, with some ‘wiggle room’ built in for last minute acquisitions at odd times in the cycle. Others stick to a rigid, time-optimised plan, executing to strict guidelines within certain geographic regions with a very specific target [...]