Archive for the ‘Just for Fun’ Category

I’d Do Anything For SEO But I Won’t Do THAT

ShareTweet Yes, there are some things that even I won’t do. Unfortunately, I have lowered myself to using Meatloaf (the singer, not the food product) as inspiration so I’ll have to check that one off the list…Joe Strummer is turning over in his grave. In my line of work (link building), there are times when clients ask me to do some vaguely shifty things, as I’ve mentioned before. (Let me insert the disclaimer here of how I actually do warn the client about potential issues, before any of you start yelling at me about how I’m a moneygrubbing, unethical blight on the industry.) However, there honestly are some things that, when asked, even I will not do…the actuals aren’t important [...]

Lucky 7 Conference Tips

ShareTweet A few weeks back, I spoke at a small conference in Las Vegas for the Forex market called the Forex Affiliate Conference, which is run by the guys from the Casino Affiliate Conference. It was the smallest conference I ever spoke at (about 20 people) but it ended up being one of the most productive. I made some really great connections and was able to target my presentation to what information would be most useful for the attendees. From speaking there, I came up with some conference tips that are appropriate for any upcoming event you may be attending. Lucky 7 Conference Tips 1. Reserve judgment for the end. Just because a conference has 5,000 attendees doesn’t mean that you [...]

IM Charity Party – SES San Jose

ShareTweet For anyone who hasn’t heard via Twitter, Sphinn, or Facebook, the charity event of the year is going be held at SES San Jose on Monday August 18th. For a $40 donation to charity, you will get 4 hours of open bar with some of your favorite online marketers like Neil Patel, Michael Gray, Jim Boykin, Chris Winfield, me Lauren Vaccarello and Pat Sexton. The pre-registration for this event has already drawn a lot of attention, but there is still time register. Thanks to Surehits, Webuildpages, BOTW, and ACS SEO all proceeds for the event will go to either the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society or the Children’s Hospital. Details: Where: Agenda Lounge – 399 S.1st street, San Jose, CA [...]

The Secret Diary Of An On-Call Girl

ShareTweet The call came late into the evening. One of my clients who I had been involved with from almost the time I started was frantic on the other end of the phone. He sounded stressed as he breathed “I need you right now. It’s urgent – please – I need you to come right away!” “Can’t we do this over the phone,” I asked “it’s late and I’m across town at the moment in no fit state to be seen.” “No no no – I need you here. Please – you know I never call like this unless it’s urgent.” That’s true – of all my clients he’s always been the one who was most considerate. Most people think [...]

Monday fun – 21 Signs a Girl Geek is in to you.

ShareTweet Gareth Davies just forwarded me this fun list of 21 Signs a Girl Geek Likes you These were my favourites *giggle* You know a girl geek is in to you if…. “She stops blogging in front of the TV and talks to you.” “She invites you to “301 back to my place” after a night out.” “She always tags you for memes.” Maybe we should do a seperate one for SEO girl geeks

SEO Luddites: The Disgrace, My GOD

ShareTweet In case you aren’t married to a man who constantly refers to you as a Luddite, let me first explain what a Luddite is, all without going into any sort of intricate detail: it’s someone who doesn’t much care for things that make our lives easier, a person opposed to technological progress. That’s me, many times. It took me years to accept the mp3 format, I still don’t like to use remote controls, I never go through a drive-through, and my attempts to use the self-timer on my camera end up leading to shots of my backside as I walk away in order to get into position. It’s not that I hate these things really, it’s that I just [...]